Really, Facebook? Come on now... Gettin' a bit cocky there, are we?

Or lack of Cock. I suppose would be the proper way to phrase that.

I log on FB and the thing suggests me a friend, I don't recognize the name, so I click. It says we have no mutual friends, she lives in "SeaTac, Washington" and is from "New Haven, Connecticut"

So, of course at this point I'm thoroughly baffled as to why FB would suggest this middle-aged woman with no common interests or friends... Hell, not even a thousand mile span in common. WTF.

I look at who she's married to. Huh... Nicole, married to Sally....

WTF FACEBOOK!!!! What do you think this is? Are you TRYING to hook me up with a married lesbian couple? I mean, damn, does Facebook assume that all girls who like girls have some telepathic connection and constantly talk to one another? That's tele-pathetic. I mean, hell, I'm not even a full-out lesbian, seriously. What, Facebook, you've never suggested me some 90 year old straight married man as a friend, wouldn't that be the same principle?

I think Facebook REAAAALLY wants me to become a Lesbian full throttle.I'm convinced that it's trying to convince me....

Another thing, Facebook, as is exhibited by my blog, I enjoy "ENTER" without submission, and you've just shattered my dream of being the record holder for "ENTER" usage in one post.

I also noticed that FB collects pictures of you and your significant other before you start dating, and uses them as a sort of, "haha, we knew this was coming; IN YOUR FACE(book)"

Again, cocky....




Or cockless.