Really, Facebook? Come on now... Gettin' a bit cocky there, are we?

Or lack of Cock. I suppose would be the proper way to phrase that.

I log on FB and the thing suggests me a friend, I don't recognize the name, so I click. It says we have no mutual friends, she lives in "SeaTac, Washington" and is from "New Haven, Connecticut"

So, of course at this point I'm thoroughly baffled as to why FB would suggest this middle-aged woman with no common interests or friends... Hell, not even a thousand mile span in common. WTF.

I look at who she's married to. Huh... Nicole, married to Sally....

WTF FACEBOOK!!!! What do you think this is? Are you TRYING to hook me up with a married lesbian couple? I mean, damn, does Facebook assume that all girls who like girls have some telepathic connection and constantly talk to one another? That's tele-pathetic. I mean, hell, I'm not even a full-out lesbian, seriously. What, Facebook, you've never suggested me some 90 year old straight married man as a friend, wouldn't that be the same principle?

I think Facebook REAAAALLY wants me to become a Lesbian full throttle.I'm convinced that it's trying to convince me....

Another thing, Facebook, as is exhibited by my blog, I enjoy "ENTER" without submission, and you've just shattered my dream of being the record holder for "ENTER" usage in one post.

I also noticed that FB collects pictures of you and your significant other before you start dating, and uses them as a sort of, "haha, we knew this was coming; IN YOUR FACE(book)"

Again, cocky....




Or cockless.

Omg. She totally makes that dress look hawt.

They should totally hire some supermodels for the next season of "Walking Dead", they'd save a killing on makeup!!!

Oh, and who doesn't want to see supermodels getting their heads blown off??

Be careful what you wish for.

[1:31:22 am]***See:so u never let me ask u those dirrrty questions

[1:32:26 am]wrestlerchic:ask away

[1:33:06 am]***See:ah id like it to atleast be entertaining to both of us, if not stimulating. now it seems kinda blah

[1:33:41 am]wrestlerchic:;jkfvbhwkljbgkwblakjhfGV

[1:33:48 am]wrestlerchic:THAT WAS MY BRAIN ESPLOSHUN

[1:34:01 am]wrestlerchic:BECAUSE I CANT WAIT FOR EPIC QUESTIONS OF DIRT

[1:34:16 am]***See:? what? ...

?

[1:37:15 am]wrestlerchic:that wasn't stimulating? hrm, maybe I need practice.

[1:37:28 am]wrestlerchic:Oh, btw, how was I supposed to make it stimulating?

[1:37:43 am]***See:wtf r u talking about???????? i asked u what and u ask me a question?

[1:38:11 am]wrestlerchic:you said i never "let" you ask questions, so i let you

[1:38:23 am]wrestlerchic:and then you say it isn't stimulating

[1:38:48 am]wrestlerchic:you're being as finicky as a woman who has a headache.

[1:39:26 am]***See:im not being finicky i was asking u what u were talking about bc what u said made no sense in reply to me

[1:39:27 am]***See:i never said U were suppose to make it stimulating, jackass. i WAS STARTING that NOW it seems kind of blah.. period. not "hey make this stimulating so i can feel better about asking it. cause u cant MAKE something more than what it is, no matter who u r.

[1:40:08 am]***See:im out. later. if u want to talk, send me mail. if not, then fine. but im def not going to fight in order to talk

[1:40:15 am]wrestlerchic:O.o

[1:40:51 am]wrestlerchic:are you a woman who has a headache and is PMSing? because that was a true explosion.. O.o

LOL,  hay dude, would you like a vibrator to go with that vagina? Maybe THAT will stimulate you....

/facepalm

Oh, and (s)he totally proved my point.....


Oh, and also exchange "ask dirrrty questions" with "having sex" or a proper version of it.... haha... totally fits.

Why do I feel like I have a bigger dick than this guy?