Today I work at Benihana. Thinking that it was going to be a great idea to work Mothers' Day was a stupid error on my part.
I am reminded by the stupidity and general assholishness of my customers why stupid people shouldn't reproduce.
As I'm sitting here now, out the back door, I get chewed out for not providing parking for the customers. We have free valet today. And this guy chooses to ream me a new one for that!?
So, in honor of Mothers' day, I'm going to record stupid customer quotes throughout the day on here:
Lady:"can I get some tea water with no tea in it?"
Me: "you mean hot water?"
Lady: "no, hot tea water without tea.."
Me: "ok, a hot water then?"
Lady: "well, yeah, I guess so.."
The same lady, I argued for 10 minutes that ordering a chicken meal, and taking chicken out of her chicken fried rice, and then mixing her chicken into it didn't make sense. She insisted that she wanted chicken rice with no chicken so that she could mix chicken into it. She had this completely blank look on her face every time I explained thing to her, as if she couldn't process it. And she had two kids..... what a shame.
